"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
"what classes are you taking this semester"
Shit my cockatiel does.
this is my favourite vine tbh
Party All Night
you just gotta love this guy
if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you
this man knows how to have fun with life
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car
its a metaphor